Friday, June 18, 2010

Something To Avoid



If you haven't tried the new Pretzel M&Ms, do yourself a favor. Never, ever try them. You will instantly regret it because of the consequential addiction. You may very much enjoy the addiction, but ignorance is bliss in this case. If you can simply avoid trying them at all, you won't realize that a perfect candy has swarmed the candy aisles in stores across North America. I don't even like pretzels (except at altitude...why does everything taste better to me in an airplane?). But I decided to give these a shot a month ago when they first appeared on the market. I am, after all, an Equal Opportunity Chocolate Eater. Thankfully, the pretzel presence comes through in just the right amount of salt and a nice crunch. It is surrounded by M&Ms chocolate and candy shell. They are a pop-able size but hard to be discrete when the husband suddenly comes home unexpectedly. It doesn't stop me from trying to hide the chocolate ring around my mouth. I think he's onto me.

I love these little buggers and wish they had never been invented. I was doing pretty well in life until they came along. Self-control was something expressed in my daily vocabulary. The addiction has since driven that little speed bump out of my way. I've heard they sell them in individual packs. If you really need to give them a go, make sure you get the Large Bag. You will regret it, but only for a split-second. Where else can you fill both a salty and sweet craving? The only thing I crave after eating Pretzel M&Ms is MORE Pretzel M&Ms!

You can trust me on this. I have an expert rating and lots of experience.

3 comments:

  1. I saw those today at the Walmarts and luckily didn't buy a package! Glad I avoided the first step on the slippery slope. Wish you could run up tomorrow. We're all going to see Toy Story 3 in Nephi! Love you.

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  2. I might have to try them, even against all your warnings. They sound like the perfect movie munchie!

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